having cake…not eating it

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

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sexhaver:

what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth

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8ump:

*stops you at customs*

swiggity swag what’s in the bag

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